家常便話

小朋友: 我有冇去你地既婚禮呀?
哥哥: 有呀，你唔記得咩?你仲喊呀!
(小朋友尷尬地笑)
小朋友:帶d相俾我睇呀!!
小朋友:咁我又有冇去爹地媽咪既婚禮呀?
(哥哥笑到收唔到聲...)
哥哥:梗係冇喇.你都未出世
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(小朋友一見哥哥)
小朋友: Alan
其他人:唔得，叫alan哥哥
(小朋友與哥哥一起)
小朋友:點解唔叫得你做alan?
哥哥:......

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哥哥:weekend同你去睇transformer好唔好?
小朋友:好呀~~~係唔係power rangers呀?

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小小朋友: i tell u a secret..Trystin is a naughty boy today
哥哥:....

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小小朋友生日:

小小朋友:點解Trystin有禮物?
哥哥:.....

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小小朋友: where's 3 yi?
哥哥: at home
小小朋友:where's bochai?
哥哥: at home
小小朋友:where r u?
哥哥: at home
小小朋友: at your home?
哥哥: yes, with 3yi and bochai
小小朋友: y?
哥哥: i live with them
小小朋友: is bochai at 3yi home?
哥哥:....

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